Watching: Poll: bullshit is most important issue for 2008 voters | Search Engine Videos

Video scenes shots:

Watch the video:

Other videos:

	Rep. Nelson Proposes The Gary Nelson Personal Pay Raise Bill Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 159 seconds Congressman Gary Nelson has an economic plan to raise his family's standard of living. More coverage at: http://onion.com

$The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is \$	The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 182 seconds Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.

	The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 161 seconds Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.

	The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 164 seconds Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election. More coverage at: http://onion.com

	The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 180 seconds Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.

	Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 145 seconds For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008. More coverage at: http://onion.com

	Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 161 seconds After comprehending the capricious nature of fate, the Jaguars could not go through with the charade of playing a meaningless football game.

	In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized? Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 198 seconds Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.